Wino?s Path of Destruction

Ξ July 22nd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ singer |

Amy Winehouse has finally returned to the UK after an extended vacation in the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. And while she may be looking better, I can?t really say the same for the hotel she left behind. It turns out that the singer caused a reported $40,000 in damages to her hotel suite before leaving as she trashed her room into ruins. According to a source, ?There were cigarette burns in the sofa, broken beds, smashed chandeliers, cracked mirrors and all the plumbing was blocked.? Yuck! Wino needs to clean her crap up! If she doesn?t want to, she could at least pay for it.

 

Wino Back in the UK

Ξ July 15th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Amy Winehouse, singer |

A teary-eyed Amy Winehouse arrived at London?s Gatwick airport on Monday morning after the singer?s extended 8-month stay in St. Lucia. I can?t believe she made it in one piece! Actually, I think Wino looked a million times better than she has in previous months. She has more meat on her bones now. According to her spokesperson, Wino is really happy to be back in the UK and ?can’t wait to catch up with family and friends.? However, some people are saying that?s not the real case. Wino apparently outstayed her welcome on the island. Wino kept getting banned from hotel bars and disturbing the locals so she thought that it would be a good idea to pack it up and leave before she was banned from ever returning.

 

Wino Back in Hospital

Ξ May 25th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Amy Winehouse, Singers |

Sooner or later, someone?s going to have a hospital wing named after Amy Winehouse as the British singer has once again visited the hospital for the third time in three months last week. The doctors of St. Lucia knew the drill so well that Wino was even released the same night that she was admitted. Wino?s friends are worried that her latest trip will mean that she is still not ready to go back to the full swing of things regarding her career. Wino is scheduled to make a comeback performance in London at the end of this month and they are saying that she might not make it.

 

Wino Comeback Performance a Dud

Ξ May 13th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Amy Winehouse, Concert Gig |

Amy Winehouse was supposed to perform in St. Lucia last Friday but a heavy rainstorm brought the performance to a halt shortly into her set and ultimately forced Wino to postpone the gig. This was the singer?s first attempt at performing in 2009 and her rep says that she tried to continue through the rain but was forced to stop. There?s no word if she?ll reschedule. However, if her performance is anything like the one that she gave for a jazz fest this past weekend, I know that a lot of people are hoping that she just drop off the face of the earth. Wino?s performance was a train wreck! She sounded awful, stopped during the middle of the song and walked off stage!
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Wino Hospitalized Again

Ξ May 5th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Amy Winehouse, Festival, Singers |

Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital in St. Lucia this past weekend. The singer?s spokesperson said that the reason behind the hospitalization was dehydration. Wino?s publicist said ?She fainted at home (in St Lucia) and they took her in for observation, mainly to do with her medication to check everything was OK. They told her that she was dehydrated and needed to drink more water.? Her publicist further claims that Wino was running around with a group of children before she passed out. She?s expected to perform at a jazz festival in St. Lucia later this week so I hope she feels better.